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Mar. 24th, 2005 09:32 amEngineering Jokes Cont'd
Fluids Class:
Prof: Most students have issue with skim friction because they have no physical concept of what it is.
Katie: Laughs in her everyone-can-always-hear-me voice
Prof: I guess I could have phrased that better
Prof (continuing): Think of it as analogous to the friction factor in ducts
Whole class: Laughs uproariously
Prof: Laughs and puts down his pen to regain his composure, conviniently stopping after having written anal on the overhead.
Lol ... I love being an engineer.
Numerical studying:
Me (pissed off): I'd like to spline you
Jenny: No, Teri, it's 'I'd like to reduce your matrix'
Jillian: Jenny, that just sounds kinky
Scott: Not as bad as 'I'd like to match your concavity'
The whole room (11 of us were in Caitlin's room) were in stiches for the next five minnutes. Of course, at this point, it was 1 in the morning and we were all doomed, so we were on the edge of hysteria anyways.
So that's been my week. I'll be in London this weekend. Yay
Fluids Class:
Prof: Most students have issue with skim friction because they have no physical concept of what it is.
Katie: Laughs in her everyone-can-always-hear-me voice
Prof: I guess I could have phrased that better
Prof (continuing): Think of it as analogous to the friction factor in ducts
Whole class: Laughs uproariously
Prof: Laughs and puts down his pen to regain his composure, conviniently stopping after having written anal on the overhead.
Lol ... I love being an engineer.
Numerical studying:
Me (pissed off): I'd like to spline you
Jenny: No, Teri, it's 'I'd like to reduce your matrix'
Jillian: Jenny, that just sounds kinky
Scott: Not as bad as 'I'd like to match your concavity'
The whole room (11 of us were in Caitlin's room) were in stiches for the next five minnutes. Of course, at this point, it was 1 in the morning and we were all doomed, so we were on the edge of hysteria anyways.
So that's been my week. I'll be in London this weekend. Yay