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[michanna]

1. If your doctor said you were pregnant, what would you do?
Laugh at them. A lot. Immaculate conception? Then I’d keep the kid as a pet. Drag it around the world, never worry about ‘proper’ education and pretend it was an adult. *nods sagely*

2. Do you trust all of your friends?
… That really depends on what you mean by trust. Would I trust them with something really important? Implicitly.

4. Do you believe that everything happens for a reason?
Only when I’m in a really optimistic mood (ie. drunk) – the thought that nothing happens for a reason is depressing to me but it’s also a little inescapable.

5. Name two things you would NOT tolerate in a relationship.
Lying and talking me out of things. It takes me way too much effort to talk myself into them in the first place.

6. Which one of your friends do you think would make the best doctor?
I think I’m obligated to say Tabby since she’s the only one I know who’s liable to actually try and become one

8. Are you afraid of falling in love?
Maybe

9. Is there someone who pops into your mind at random times?
I’m not sure what this question is asking. All kinds of people pop into my mind on occasion

11. When was the last time you flew in a plane?
Flying from Frankfurt to Dresden in May

12. What did the last text message you received say?
I’ve never received one, having never owned a cell phone

13. What do you find most attractive in the opposite sex?
If I can have an interesting conversation with them, they’re not doing badly. Which makes me sound like a slut, but really, it almost never happens

14. Fill in the blank. I like ________.
Internet. The reason I’m filling this out right now is because it was on my hard drive. I’m at work and Steffen took my internet and I want it the fuck back. For work related reasons too!

15. What are your goals in life?
To save the world from humans through conquering the population, murdering 2 or 3 billion people and imposing an environmental dictatorship. You’ll thank me.

17. When you get married, how would you envision your dream wedding?
Outdoors somewhere where the air is clean (*starts humming sesame street under her breath*) and everyone is happy.

18. If you could say just one thing for the rest of your life, what would it be?
That’s a very interesting question …
I like ‘Shut up.’
Most important things can be communicated by hand gestures and silence would work well in any conversation but when someone’s bothering me, I want to be able to tell them to go away. It can be a pretty versatile phrase too. *starts thinking of all the intonations that would be appropriate in different situations*

19. If you were to wake up from being in a coma for an extended period of time, name some people you would call?
Home, Pei-Yun, Kat, Alli, Tabby and maybe Jill or Jillian. Then the Chinese food place while I wait for everyone else to call me.

20. How many kids do you want to have?
Zip, nil. Although, if people around me have them, I expect to be allowed to influence them.

21. Would you make a good parent?
Okay, really, have you been reading the other answers? Maybe I wouldn’t make a bad parent – as long as I’m not the primary parent.

22. Where was your default pic taken?
Berlin

23. What is your middle name?
Jean

27. Honestly, what’s on your mind right now?
That I really should have just got up and left for my house where there is internet 3 hours ago when I started reading my HP: HBP transcription instead of working. The longer I stay, the closer I get to strangling Steffen.

28. Are you musical?
Well, that depends on what you mean. I love music and I couldn’t live without singing but I’m rubbish at playing instruments and I’m not terribly good at singing either.

29. If you could go back in time and change something, what would you change?
Nothing major really … I’d just try to enjoy it more – not in my nature though, so it’s not worth the effort of trying.

30. Shoe size:
7

31. What are you wearing right now?
Ankle-length jean skirt, Merrell sandals, a tank top and a fleece jacket because it’s blessedly cool in Dresden today

32. Righty or lefty:
Right

33. Can you make a dollar in change right now:
*snerk* that question only works in the states. Everywhere else, we have coins in 1 and two dollar denominations. A number of which are in my possession at the moment, yes

34. Best place to go for a date:
Yeah because I’ve been on so many of them

35. Favorite jeans:
Uhh … as I’m not wearing them at the moment, I couldn’t say. I tend to buy jeans wherever I can find some decent ones that fit me rather than sticking to a brand

37. Favorite animal:
horse, dolphin, snake, large cats, the list goes on

38. Favorite month:
November

39. Favorite juice:
Grapefruit

40. Have you had the chicken pox?:
yes

41. Have you had a sore throat?:
What the hell? There are people who haven’t had sore throats?

42. Have you had plastic surgery?:
Yeah, all kinds of it. I used to be an alien.

43. Who knows you the best?
In order, Dad, Lori (hate to admit it), Amy, Mom, Pei-Yun, Kat, Tabby, Jenny and Jillian, Haley.

45. Do you get along with your family?:
Yes. Even when they`re laughing at me for being me in that infuriating way they do.

44. Do you wear contact lenses or glasses?
Both depending on the day or my mood

46. Ever been in a fight with your pet?
Yes

47. Been to Mexico?:
Yes

49. Did you buy something today?
Lunch?

50. Did you get sick today?
Sick of being stuck here without the internet! Also, I was the tiniest bit hungover this morning and the milk I had for breakfast was slightly sketch so that didn’t help but I mostly just felt weird, no sick.

52. Do you miss someone today?:
Germany’s beautiful guys, but I miss you every day.

53. Did you get in a fight with someone today?:
Steffen. In my head.

54. Did you have sex today?
Ha. Right.

55. Last person to sleep in your bed?:
Me. Der.
In my bed? Uhh … I don’t think anyone ever has … Tabby sometimes falls asleep in my room …
I think there are 4 year old twin boys sleeping in my bed in Calgary right now

56. Last person to see you cry?
Mom

57. Who made you cry?
Steffen. Jack nearly made me cry, but I resorted to flailing and high-pitched moaning sounds instead. In actuality, me. I think too much about things.

58. What was the last TV show you watched?:
Farscape

60. What are your plans for the weekend?:
Going to Heidelberg and then camping in Darmstadt. Emily’s organizing the later part – I’ll let you know how it goes when I get back.


As a note, Steffen's not actually a bad guy - he tries to be nice and stuff, but when he's using the internet to work on stuff all day that doesn't require the internet I tend to be annoyed. It doesn't help that he asks infuriatingly polite questions about my life all the time in that way that you can tell he doesn't really care about the answer and I don't really want to tell him anyway so why does he ask? and he asks questions about the work that I'm doing when most of what I'm doing is writing a report about what I'm learning so he can just read it himself but when I told him that, he still kept asking me questions. He gave me chocolate, so that placated me for a while, but come on, internet *is a junkie*